My professor was proceeding to explain the obligatory relationship leaf cutter ants have to fungus when some very loud rustling followed by the sounds of a dropped computer and a very panicked student started happening across LSA 191.
This rustling was followed a moment later with a very loud and panicked "What the FRENCH?!" (I might have edited that slightly. I've gotta keep things PG here.)
Mr. French then proceeded to jump up, freak out and start trying to get something off of him. People around him, completely clueless as to what was happening, started running away and screaming as well. (Ah, mob mentality.)
Then the girl sitting next to Mr. French, ran up to him, grabbed whatever was on him and ran out the door.
All of this happened in about 20 seconds.
"Um, what was that?" my very alarmed and puzzled professor asked.
"It was a snake," a bunch of girls said.
"No it was definitely a bird," one guy yelled out.
"Actually I think it was a rat," another girl stated.
With that, the tattooed 5'11 Mr. French replied, in a very emotional tone, "It was some kind of animal!"
Then the guy sitting behind Mr. French said, "Dude, I think it was a sugar glider."
Sure enough, my professor pulled up a google pic of a sugar glider on the projection screen and Mr. French confirmed his attacker's identity.
Well ASU, that's definitely a new one.
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